Famous Quotes from ...
Johnny Carson
- If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.... Johnny Carson {view}
- If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.... Johnny Carson {view}
- If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam... Johnny Carson {view}
- I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.... Johnny Carson {view}
- The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money... Johnny Carson {view}